1. mufasaforeva:

    assbutt-in-the-garrison:

    teamfreekickass:

    DRUNK HISTORY IS THE BEST SHOW

    THEY LITTERALLY INVITE HISTORIANS OVER AND GET THEM DRUNK AS FUCK. THEN THEY HAVE THEM TELL A STORY ABOUT HISTORY, AND HAVE ACTORS ACT IT OUT.

    LIKE 

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    No but no joke, this show is the fucking best thing ever to watch when you’re drunk or high with friends like we could not breathe the other night it was the best

    I’ve never even heard of this!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you tumblr… Thank you

  2. Words of wisdom from Amy Poehler

  3. koolaidicecubes:

    goldenclitoris:

    watch out i m a professional flirter *winks with both eyes*

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  4. sniffing:

    officialwhitegirls:

    heteroh:

    What is gay sex

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    im in!

  5. onemultiplefandom:

    bitchesaloud:

    plot twist

    THIS WAS THE CUTEST PLOT TWIST EVER

  6. fightblr:

    flaming-scrotum:

    muggleland:

    the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like an albino orc from the lord of the rings

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    fashion

    Now is the time to reblog this.
    I’ve been awaiting this picture.

  7. obfuscatingdeity:

    qoyqoyi:

    cinematicnomad:

    apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

    this gives me hope.

    mara wilson is also the faceless old woman who lives in your home, so you know she’s got your best interests at heart

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